WELL THEY WENT AND DID IT ANYWAY...

Yes! The folks from the Library of the living dead went ahead to Horror Realm and by the sounds of it had a fantastic time. I too was party to...the...party as it where when Mr Tim 'call me jenny' Long set up a skype so I could listen in on all the fun and frolicks that are incumbent to a con such as this. I have had threats layed upon my flatty..which i now suspect is rather damp and smells of various body parts, nooks, crannies and,.....crevices!!! Soon to be auctioned off as a scratch and sniff from hell!

Other news, congratulations to Gary and Stacey on their wedding saturday, it was fandabeedozee"

Now I eagerly await flatty pics...eeewwww

I once punched a squid!

Good evening Goatchildren,
Thought I would pop in and write something that nobody will read. (sigh) Getting pissed off with certain peeps. got a bit of toothache. Got the nig really. BUT I got a puppy and a ukulele so it cant be all bad heheh

Iwanna go zombieee-ee-ee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe3nO14e8Ho

'nuff said!!! HAHAHAHAHH

I'm just a ukulele playin' fool!

Yes...I hit 39 last month...no big deal for me until it was pointed out that this would be the last year I spend in my 30's! Serious kick in the balls because I think when I hit 40..I may hit the bottle also! heheheh..hope it's brown sauce for a bacon buttie!
Anyhooo..I had a great birthday..a nice shiney new laptop..a ukulele ( which I bloody well ADORE) and a puppy Bassett Hound called Nugget. She is a lovely little thing with a penchant for chewing stuff and waking me up for a piss at stupid-o'clock...(the dog needs a weewee...not me)Mind you, the pup isn't mine..we just got her on my birthday.( keep telling yourself that Goatboy!!! :D)
Other great news!!! I was IM'd by Jonathan Maberry the other day. He was going to a book signing with an up and coming young buck in the horror writers field and wondered if I would zombie-up a pic of said author if he promised to kill me in his next novel!!! Well..I did and Jon did..he even sent me the chapter, saying I'm the firt person killed in the book which is a great honour and a wonderful bit of immortality!!!
I put The Movies gam on the laptop and have now reawakened my latent movie-making creatit=vity..so LOTLD..beware!!!..Heres a quickie I did (oooerr!) as a prelude to Halloween.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9BLsoGC2wg

Anyhoo..time to trot off my dearios...tattygoatbye xxx

COMING SOON FROM LIBRARY OF THE LIVING DEAD PRESS!!! I AM IN THIS!!! LETTERS FROM THE DEAD!!!!!

...because prawns know exactly what they are doing, thats why!

Good aftermorning, goatchildren,
(pauses to take two Nurofen with a swig of uber-coffee)Got a bit of a headache, (and yes..a head like mine is entitled to ache!)So whats new in goatboys world? Well..it is sowly creeping up to being birthday time again, where I wake up and decide that actually, I DO own the world. I have been asked to do some promotion pics for a horror film by Tabitha Mellor..(fear not..I think it's a fan-ish one..but ya never know!!) She also offered me a part in the film but I cannot get up to Kent...(THEN she wanted to know if I could do the makeup as well..same reasons as before as to why I couldn't.) but I really would have loved to have done it. Maybe next time eh?
WHOOD-DE-DOOP-GOATDANCE-GOATDANCE...I made it into Groanology with my vampire comedy short, Out for the Count. Cool title heheh..and my novella is to be in Zombology III..and my letter from the dead is out very soon! Busy little Goatboy.
WEIRDNESS: While reading Fangoria, I found an article about Jonathan Maberry, facebook friend and 'liker of my work'..then under that is a Permuted Press advert with a blurb by A P Fuchs, facebook friend and 'liker of my work'...weird huh! hehehe
Right..I'm off to slap the kippers
byeeeeeeeeeeeee

..and yet it still smells like fish.

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