Library of the living dead

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Saturday, 20 March 2010

Saturday doesn't have to be shaturday

GREETINGS MY GOATBLOGGLINGS!(bellowed in the voice of Brian Blessed!!!)

Things that I pondered when I first woke up today

1)Why wont they let me sleep.
2)I'm sure the trees have moved
3)If you punch a sheep in the stomach hard enough do you think it will fart?
4)I'm really glad i got the oppertunity last year to slap the belly of the first pig I ever came into contact with.
5)Why is the coffee gone?
6)Are Cheerios donut seeds?
7)Belly-buttons are the blind-eyes to the soul
8)Spacehoppers make great weapons.

Right...now I have got my random thoughts out of the way, it's time to go tickle the muskrat!!!! Back sooooon

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